There’s a bird that’s been trying to fly into my living room window for a while now. Like since last Friday.
I closed the curtain–still, he flies.
I’ve opened the curtain really quickly and made scary noises–he just flies harder.
I’ve gone outside with a broom and tried to encourage him (or her) to try some other window and preferably some other house–honestly, I think this just made him love me more.
Sigh.
-Ally