Things I probably shouldn’t admit but am going to anyway:
–the bird is driving me crazy
–I sort of want to hurt the bird
I know he looks cute, staring into my kitchen window.
But don’t be deceived!
–I can’t remember what mini-excerpts I’ve done and I’m too lazy to look back and double-check so it’s just a matter of time until I post the same mini-excerpt twice.
–There are few things in the world that I hate as much as unloading the dishwasher. Doing laundry I love. Unloading the dishwasher… Ugh. Please don’t make me.
–I’m pretty sure you guys remember the details about what actually happened in my books better than I do.
–Sometimes in the middle of the night I hear the bird and I think someone is trying to break into my house.
–Have I mentioned I really hate the bird?
–I’m seriously tempted to buy these crazy-expensive (but supposedly incredibly comfortable) shoes to wear to BEA and IRA and RWA and all the other things I’m going to be attending this spring and summer because an author with sore feet is a very uncharismatic author.
–At least once I day I have to go to uber-librarian Liz Burns’s blog and read her review of DON’T JUDGE A GIRL BY HER COVER because it’s probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my work.
–At least once I day I freeze in terror, thinking that DON’T JUDGE A GIRL BY HER COVER is going to be a complete and utter flop.
–Ditto the above for the new Heist/Kat book when it comes out next January or February (date TBD).
–I re-started Weight Watchers two weeks ago.
–Weight Watchers.com doesn’t like me.
–Just typing the words “Weight Watchers” makes me think about the box and a half of Girl Scout cookies that are lurking in my freezer…taunting me.
–Maybe I should feed the Girl Scout Cookies to the bird.
-Ally