Just in case anyone is interested, I am NOT at the Golden Globes. Again. I mean I’ve told my fictional boyfriend George Clooney that I would make an excellent Golden Globes companion and his response was a simple, “Yes, but then Brad would leave Angelina for you and I couldn’t handle doing that to those 27 children.”
So no, I’m not at the Golden Globes.
It is very, very sad.
-Ally