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Title Mojo

November 17, 2008 by Ally Carter Leave a Comment

I have been doing some serious investigating as to exactly who might have stolen my title mojo and exactly what I might have to do to get it back.

The leading suspect was, of course, John “An Abundance of Katherines” Green who has clearly made off with SOMEBODY’S mojo but he has been on the great American Nerdfighting Tour with his brother and sister-in-law and is fully alibied.

Granted, they’re the alibis of relatives and nerdfighters (who I suspect would gladly alibi John for just about anything) but he’s alibied just the same.

The next leading contender is, of course, E. “The Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks” and “The Boyfriend List” Lockhart.

She’s sneaky, that E. Plus, we used to have the same editor so it’s incredibly likely that she has inside information which would allow her to infiltrate Fort Ally and make off with my mojo without triggering the silent alarms.

But E. just had a baby.

And I don’t want to think ill of someone who just had a baby.

And that brings us to Carrie “The Forest of Hands and Teeth” Ryan.

Listen to that title, will you?

THE FOREST OF HANDS AND TEETH…

You may think you’re fooling someone, Carrie, but you are BUSTED! No one comes up with a title like that without some serious title mojo, so you have one week to prove where you got yours or else I’m getting mine BACK!

-Ally

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