I feel like I should blog today, but I’m having trouble being clever. Or interesting. Perhaps that’s because I haven’t exactly left the house in a while.
Maybe I’ll go see THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS 2 tomorrow.
But HEIST isn’t going to finish itself, people! It simply WILL NOT.
I’ve tried staring at the keyboard and thinking TYPE, TYPE, TYPE really intently, but that didn’t work.
And then I tried sleeping with my Alphasmart under my pillow. Nothing.
And then I tried going into a trance-like state…
But I just ended up falling asleep. Again.
Sigh.
Maybe I should just be like James Patterson and hire someone else to write my books FOR me!
YES! That is totally what I should do!!!!!
So there you have it, people. I’m now taking applications for people to write my books for me. Oh, yes. This is definitely going to be easier. Just imagine how many movies I could see then?!!?!?
Best. Idea. Ever.
-Ally
Because it’s kind of kicking my butt.
And I’m pretty sure someone else could do it better.