I just got word that I’D TELL YOU I LOVE YOU BUT THEN I’D HAVE TO KILL YOU will be on the New York Times Bestseller list’s top TEN for the TENTH week come Sunday.
Ten.
TEN!
That’s…let me see…TEN weeks more than I ever dreamed it would be on the list.
So in honor of this momentous occasion I thought I’d give you the top TEN random things that come to mind.
1. I think I’m sick. Again. Either that or I swallowed a burning tennis ball during the night, and considering I woke up hungry and don’t play tennis, I’m going with “sick”.
2. Many of you have written to ask where I am in the GG3 process, and I can say that I’ve just started draft #2.
3. My cabinets are still evil.
4. My counters, however, are awesome.
5. When are the new TV shows going to start? I’m dying for new TV!
6. I’m doing Weight Watchers again. This time, however, I’m going to the meetings which, it turns out, are NOTHING like what I thought they’d be like. Is it just me, or does everyone picture WW like AA? Well, they aren’t. It’s more like diet church.
7. I have decided that I own the world’s most uncomfortable furniture.
8. I have also hired a decorator. YES–ME–a decorator!
9. In related news, pigs have been spotted flying.
10. I don’t know…maybe I DID swallow a flaming tennis ball?