How much do I love DANCING WITH THE STARS?
An embarrassing amount. Seriously embarrassing.
Because 1. it’s an awesome treadmill show.
(Treadmill Show. noun. Term coined by Ally and her sister to describe a television series that is both fast-paced and motivating and has a plotline simple enough to follow that one can easily enjoy it while walking on a treadmill.)
And 2. I do love me some dancing. And some minor celebrities.
A few years ago it was my personal goal to be a major enough minor celebrity to be on CELEBRITY POKER SHOWDOWN.
Well…guess what my new goal is?
I mean, it’s not that I even want ME to be the writer on DWTS. Sure. It sounds fun in theory. But given the fact that I am the only person in the world who seems to GAIN weight on Weight Watchers, those little outfits aren’t looking so appealing.
But I think it would be awesome for SOME author to be on, right?
Seriously. Dancing with Meg Cabot? So amazing. Or Sarah Dessen? Or…let’s face it…I would so pay good money to see Dancing with John Green.
Oooh. You know who would be good? Judy Blume!
So come on, Dancing with the Stars selection committee–we are YA writers–our fans can text message better than ANYONE’S fans!
–Ally
